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NES Classic Edition Review

Somehow I managed to get my hands on one of the elusive NES Classic Editions! I stopped at nothing to get one so I could review it for you guys and man was it rough. I missed my sons Karate recital, searched all over the Mall of America, had my cookies eaten by…

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Top 5: Horror Games

You ever have nightmares children?! Well, now you’re in one! HAHAHA! Last time I went easy on you. Those were a bunch of baby games. Now we’re in for the real scares! 5 of my favorite horror games, that will leave even the toughest whimpering in the corner, drenched in their…

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Top 5: (Not So) Spooky Games

It’s ok to be afraid guys. Some time’s I’ll watch a horror movie or play a real scary game and then not sleep for 3 days straight, all the while clutching a Nerf gun in a blanket fort to make sure Slimer doesn’t come and eat all my food. There are…

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Startropics

Oh you didn’t know?! Your ass shoulda called somebody! Because everyone should know about the NES gem that is STARTROPICS! NES game prices have been reaching insane levels recently, but this one can still be found for under 10 bucks if you do minimal searching. And it’s one of the…

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Sonic Adventure: Nostalgia or Not?

Sonic the Hedgehog’s legacy is comprised of a lot of consuming elements. Fun, awful, revolutionary, glitchy, broken, and strange erotic fan art, are just the tip of the iceberg when describing the mysterious journey of Sonic. The 2D games are generally considered to be pretty awesome, but when he went to 3D things…

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WarioLand II

Wario…That greedy, smelly, scoundrel. All he cares about is treasure, gold and coins. He never cares about how you feel. Well, why don’t you show him who’s boss and really stick it to him by buying his awesome game WarioLand II for less than 10 bucks! One of the best games on the…

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TMNT: Mutants In Manhattan Review

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are staple for 80’s and 90’s kids. Scratch that, they are a staple for just a bout everyone! They are constantly being re-invented but some iterations aren’t as great as others. The green machine is back in their latest gaming endeavor, Mutants In Manhattan! But…

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River City Ransom: Nostalgia or Not?

How good is River City Ransom for the NES? Some say it’s the best beat ’em up that the NES has to offer, some even say it’s one of the best ever. I do love punching goons in the face, it’s been a lifelong passion of mine, but can this game…

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Gunman Clive

The cowboy life is a dusty and under appreciated one. It’s all banditos, cows, and sepia tone everywhere. You’re never thanked for saving people with your awesome gun skills and you only have a few coins in your pocket. But instead of plunking your cash down at the saloon, spend it…

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Star Fox Zero Review

Hey! Some people seem to think all I play is old games for grandpas. But no, it’s not true. I do partake in some modern games from time to time. So for all the people clamoring for me to review some newer stuff, here I go with a brand new…