Brand NEW Games

Yes it’s true I even review games that are BRAND NEW! If that’s what you’re looking for you’ve come to the right place. No review scores here, just a simple answer of play it or pass!

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Sonic Mania Review

Sonic Mania is out now for the Nintendo Switch, Playstation 4 and Xbox One! It is the latest entry into a franchise that has churned out nothing but hot garbage over the last decade! But this time something feels different… Can it be? Is this game actually good? Watch and…

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Super Russian Roulette Review!

The Nintendo Entertainment System hasn’t seen many releases lately. What gives? Well, I guess it has been over 30 years since it was released…  we should stop hoping for some new games right? OH HELL NO! CAUSE THERES A NEW NES GAME IN 2017!!!! Super Russian Roulette is a party…

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Little Nightmares Review

2 new game reviews in a row!?! What, am I made of money?!? No. No I am not. But this game really caught my attention and I just had to see if it was worth playing and telling my MILLIONS (AND MILLIONS) of subscribers about. Little Nightmares puts you in the shoes…

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Wonder Boy: The Dragons Trap Review

There sit’s Wonder Boy sitting oh so proudly! He’s been in many adventures over the years and we haven’t heard from him in quite a while, but now it’s time for one of his finest adventures to be remade! Wonder Boy: The Dragon’s Trap was originally for the Sega Master…

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Double Dragon IV Review

Punching dudes in the face is a simple as you can get with video games. In those tough times where you wanted to punch your boss in the face but couldn’t because you need dolla dolla bills, Double Dragon was there for you. When you wanted to punch your dentist for…

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Shantae: Half Genie Hero Review

Man, have I been waiting for this one for a lonnngggg time! The Shantae series has been a consistently great 2D platformer, and the latest iteration Half Genie Hero was a crowdfunded endeavor that hopes to continue this excellence. The new graphical style looks flat out amazing, but can it deliver from…

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NES Classic Edition Review

Somehow I managed to get my hands on one of the elusive NES Classic Editions! I stopped at nothing to get one so I could review it for you guys and man was it rough. I missed my sons Karate recital, searched all over the Mall of America, had my cookies eaten by…

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TMNT: Mutants In Manhattan Review

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are staple for 80’s and 90’s kids. Scratch that, they are a staple for just a bout everyone! They are constantly being re-invented but some iterations aren’t as great as others. The green machine is back in their latest gaming endeavor, Mutants In Manhattan! But…

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Star Fox Zero Review

Hey! Some people seem to think all I play is old games for grandpas. But no, it’s not true. I do partake in some modern games from time to time. So for all the people clamoring for me to review some newer stuff, here I go with a brand new…